Wednesday, February 10, 2010

Checking Out The Neighborhood: Jakarta and Singapore

Our plan for this past weekend was to drive to Western Australia's famed wine region. At the last minute Vince was called to Jakarta on business, so instead of wine tasting at the Margaret River, Vince invited me along and we experienced a bit of Southeast Asia!  We had a stopover and plane change in Singapore, so we stayed an extra day to sightsee and shop. Not only did we get two trips for the price of one, at Singapore airport I saw my first Starbucks since November. :-D

One word sums up Jakarta: different. The only thing familiar about this place is the humidity. Jakarta is situated at the northern tip of the island of Java, about 50 miles from the equator. It's the end of the rainy season (no winters here) and the days are hot, humid and overcast. Like Houston in August. Population is 8 million in the city, 12 million if you include the suburbs, which works out to 44,283 people per square mile.

Wide streets, green spaces, expensive cars (most taxis are Mercedes), modern skyscrapers and shiny building - a visitor's first impression of Jakarta.

Motorcycles are the preferred mode of transportation for the vast majority of residents. Motorcycles and mopeds outnumber vehicles by at least 10 to 1.

While Vince met with clients, I went sightseeing and shopping. I wanted to try the open air markets in search of batik fabric but was counseled against it. The streets are not laid out in any recognizable pattern, I don't speak Indonesian, and I guess they thought I would be at risk. So I headed for the closest mall and a store I read about on the Internet called Batik Keris (pronounced "crease"). Jakarta is not pedestrian-friendly. The congested traffic and the absence of sidewalks makes foot travel dangerous and impractical. Not to mention the heat and humidity. A 10-minute taxi ride from a mall I could see from the hotel window took me to the Grand Indonesian Mall, a towering building some 41 stories. The mall occupies 7 floors and has many modern stores like Harvey Nichols, Marks and Spencer, Prada, Gucci, Armani, even a Starbucks. The store employees were impeccably dressed and groomed, full of smiles and "may I be of service?" I tried to help the economy out by spending money in their stores, but there was very little actual merchandise to buy and the clothing stores carried only 1 item in each size. Once sold, they didn't have another. Another cultural trademark appeared: nobody ever says "no" or "I can't." If you ask them a question they will answer "yes" no matter what it is. Do you have these trousers in size 38? Yes. But they were not on the rack and when the saleslady went to look for some she returned with a big smile on her face and said "the size 38 has been sold. Thank you!" It happened in several stores. But I did find the Batik Keris store and swooned over the beautiful fabric. Some of it will find its way into my wardrobe, I am sure.

Spotless malls for tourists with cash to spend. They are heavily guarded to keep out undesirable visitors. Before entering this mall I had to pass through a security checkpoint, a metal detector, and have my purse inspected.

Koi pond, video wall and (behind) a play area for children. Note the guard at right.


My favorite store. No haggling, just good quality fabrics and clothing in traditional Indonesian Batik designs.


Vince models a recent Batik Keris acquisition :-)

It is a land of contrasts. There are two classes of people here: a few very rich and the masses who live in poverty. Traffic? It's one big game of chicken. As three lanes of traffic squeeze their way into two marked lanes, the horn you hear warns you that another car is about to enter the lane ahead of you and cut you off, so you'd better prepare for it. Everyone knows and accepts this system, and I didn't see any scratches or dents on the cars we passed, but all the same, I chewed my nails to the quick. As our car snaked through traffic (which makes Houston's freeways look like the Autobahn), our first views were of tall, beautiful hotels and skyscrapers reflecting a golden sunset and the trendiest stores in multi-story malls. That's the tourist view and it's obvious a deliberate effort has been made to maintain this gleaming image. A closer look reveals a very different place: a city so crowded that bodies literally spill onto the streets. Thousands and thousands of people not living but rather surviving; families of 10 or more living on a piece of ground the size of a Houston living room. No running water, toilets, electricity, shelter, or even a change of clothing. They populate every street, sitting in the dirt, the luckier ones selling trinkets to whoever will buy. One family was living inside a discarded refrigerator. The smell was intense and the breeze did not help much: Jakarta is the world's third most polluted city. It's not third world but it's close. In spite of these conditions, everywhere I looked people were smiling. The men smoke cigarettes and chat on street corners, the women take care of the little ones who run half-naked in the few green areas, chasing each other and laughing. And talking. Chatter everywhere, in a language spoken at a fast, clippety-clip pace and sounds like a cross between Dutch and Chinese.
Looking up: contemporary government buildings. At street level: the everyday business of making a living and shopping for family.

The word "Masjid" means mosque - Jakarta is currently a muslim country, combined with historical influence from the Chinese and Dutch, which is most easily visible in their architecture.  Gray skies? A combination of weather and pollution.

The haves and have nots. An abandoned bus shelter becomes a sales stand and refuge for people living on the street. The rest of the family is living behind the blankets to the right. The motorcycles belong to the shoppers to the left.
Old crates become a combination family home and place of business. I wonder what potions those bottles contain?

A shop by day, shelter and sleeping quarters by night.

A typical street scene. Note that the men do all the selling and business. Women care for the children and manage home life.

How do people survive in this environment? They are... resourceful, and the kindest way to describe it is to say that they do what is necessary to survive. If they are very fortunate or have connections, they might work for the government, which appears to provide very little assistance but does seem to employ an awful lot of people, at pitifully low wages. For the unemployed in the cities the alternatives are begging and crime, and both are common. Another approach is the offering of personal services in exchange for gratuities. Those whose jobs which allow them to mix with tourists and businessmen use every opportunity available to earn extra money. We experienced this (except the crime :->) immediately upon arrival. When you arrive at Jakarta airport you must purchase an "entry visa." We queued for 20 minutes and paid US$25 apiece, cash only.  It took 2 employees to tell us to keep moving and point to the available window and another two to count our money and place a visa in our passport. From there we joined a second queue to go through immigration. Another 15 minutes and 3 uniforms later, we cleared immigration. On to baggage claim ( no help available there) and then another queue for Customs, mercifully shorter since we had nothing to declare. A final perusal of our passports and we were good to go.

"Glad that's over," I said to Vince just before the large glass doors opened into the public section of the airport. Instantly it was noisy, crowded and chaotic. I knew to expect crowds and to watch out for the usual ne'er-do-wells, but this was ridiculous. Swarms of people everywhere,  calling out to one another and confronting newly arrived visitors with offers of everything from cheap hotels and taxi rides to "beautiful girls" and shoe shines. There was barely room to move as we pushed forward to meet our prearranged driver. In the 5 minutes it took to find him we were besieged by no less than 4 people offering to carry our luggage, 2 who asked if we needed a hotel, and 6 who offered to get us a taxi or drive us to our destination. They followed us like an entourage, ignoring our polite "no thank yous" until we had to literally shoo them away. We met our driver at the airport McDonalds which for some reason is called Tony Jack's, and as we followed him to the parking lot a second string of would-be luggage carriers and taxi drivers pursued us all the way to the parking lot, offering lower prices and good service for a low price. Whew! Exhausting.

Our hotel was a fortress-like island in the center of town, surrounded by trees and a long entry road, including a security checkpoint where 5 uniformed guards opened our car doors, looked inside at our bags and inspected the trunk.  Since the hotel bombings at the Marriott and Ritz-Carlton two years ago, everyone is being extra careful. They allowed us through and we entered an oasis of beauty: a gleaming, spotless hotel with dozens of friendly and courteous bellhops and parking attendants. Service and smiles everywhere. The noise abated and my pulse returned to normal, and I realized I had been clenching my purse so tightly that my fingers were sore. Once inside, we registered and got room keys, etc. The usual tipping procedures applied here, but the people who helped us always took the opportunity to offer something more: having taken our luggage to our room, did we want them to put it on the bed or help to put things away? Did we want them to show us the way to the restaurants? Did we want to schedule a spa service? Upselling nirvana. The hotel was wonderful, and everything so lovely that you could almost forget about the sea of poverty 12 floors down and a block away.

Sightseeing in Jakarta is kind of like sightseeing in L.A. or Houston -- everything is spread out and too far to walk to. I hired a driver to take me to the Textile Museum, so I could learn a bit more about the origins of the batik fabric I enjoy so much. The journey to the museum was actually more fascinating than the museum itself, which was a small house containing a collection of various textiles and royal outfits from the different islands of Indonesia.  The hours of labor represented in the beadwork and weaving boggled my mind.

Traditional gowns worn by royalty in earlier times.

Samples of hand woven fabric in a timeless design. I purchased fabric similar to this in a modern mall.

They made beautiful fabrics and costumes from hand looms like this one. Amazing.

While visiting the textile museum I was joined by a group of school children who were here on a field trip. I asked permission of their teachers (the guys at the back in matching shirts) to take a photo and they obliged. Note the headscarves on the little girls.

Such precious children. Even though I didn't speak their language, they understood my smile and gratitude.  This shot captures their true spirit.

From there we went to "Taman Mini Indonesia Indah" (Beautiful Indonesia Miniature Park). Wikipedia describes it best.

The park is a synopsis of Indonesian culture, with virtually all aspects of daily life in Indonesia's 26 provinces [in 1975] encapsulated in separate pavilions with collections of architecture, clothing, dances and traditions all depicted impeccably... There is a lake with a miniature of the archipelago in the middle of it, cable cars, museums, a theater... and other recreational facilities which make TMII one of the most popular tourist destinations in the city.

I took many photos. A few are below, and I will soon post a whole album on Picasaweb. Although the country is not at its best right now due to a corrupt government and the suffering of several natural disasters, it was once quite dazzling. The site occupies 250 acres and even with a car it took several hours just to see the main attractions. Before this visit I didn't realize that many countries had an influence on today's Indonesia: Holland, which ruled the islands from the 17th century until 1950, Thailand, Fiji, China, and even Japan. 





Musical Instruments






It was an interesting trip and I'm glad to have the opportunity to experience Jakarta. However, I left with a sorrowful heart for the millions of people who suffer in desperate poverty. It is hard to accept that conditions there will not change until those in power choose to act. But I can pray for them.

Business went so well for Vince that he stayed an extra day in Jakarta, leaving us only an afternoon and evening in Singapore. We made the most of it, taking the train from the airport into the city to get a feel for the place, and walking through as much of it as we could. This is a shopper's paradise as well as a beautiful, pristine metropolis. We will have another stopover here on our way back from our trip to Houston. Looking forward to it ;-)

Sunday, January 31, 2010

Australia Day

This is the joy-inspiring day
That gave these blessings to our lot

Then let us share the social rites
Join hands, all malice be forgot!
This little star, once marked by none
Now shines a bright - a BLAZING SUN!

-- by Charles Tompson, reputed to be Australia’s first native-born poet and the son of a transportee (prisoner brought here from England). Composed for “Foundation Day” (later renamed Australia Day) January 26, 1824

The enthusiasm I found lacking in Perth at Christmas time was more than made up for this past Tuesday, January 26th. That’s Australia Day, which marks the date on which the first ship carrying English settlers landed on this country’s shores. On that day in 1788 Captain Arthur Phillip arrived and claimed the Colony of New South Wales on behalf of England. These first settlers were mostly prisoners, sent here for everything from murder to disagreeing with the King, to do jail time and remain in exile. It seems that the bondage, far from breaking their spirit, caused them to become strong and fiercely proud. Not surprising really – conditions were so harsh that only the toughest ones survived, and when their prison sentences were over they stayed here, worked the land and thrived. By the way, if you’ve ever heard an Australian refer to an English person as a “Pom” or “Pommy Bastard”, they’re using the acronym for Prisoner Of his Majesty or Prisoner Of Mother England.

I’m pretty sure the average Australian was not thinking about this last week. It was a perfect summer day, with bright sunshine and cooling afternoon breezes. In the morning, there was a swearing-in ceremony for Perth residents who are becoming Australian citizens this year. Afterward, the park opened up for Family Day, with the usual moonwalk, ballo0ns, sausages on a stick, etc. The city of Perth sponsored a “Skyworks” extravaganza beginning with various airborne messages towed by airplanes, followed by acrobatic stunt flying. After sunset we were treated to a spectacular fireworks performance. Because our flat directly overlooks the Swan River and hence the fireworks site, everyone who knows where we live wanted to be invited to spend the day with us. Building management had a strict limit of only 8 guests per unit, so we were forced to be selective with our invitations. My apologies to those we could not include… We watched the sky performances from the shaded comfort of our 8th storey balcony. About 250,000 people attended the fireworks show this year, and at least half of them seemed to be on the grass in front of our apartment building. Our strategy was to serve dinner al fresco after the fireworks, and enjoy a meal while the traffic cleared.

In the southern hemisphere, schoolchildren have been enjoying their summer holidays but they will return to school next week. I’ve been seeing back-to-school signs everywhere lately. Interestingly, although the average Australian does not worship in a church or even profess any kind of faith, about half of the children attend religious schools because of the superior standard of education. There is a cross-town rivalry between several crew teams, and we have been watching them practice on the river for about a week now.
Only 8 more weeks until we are in Houston. Looking forward to seeing everyone again. Let us know how all y’all are doing!

Meanwhile, here are some pictures from Australia Day.


We took a walk around the park to check out the preparations and take photos


Showing patriotism by hanging flags from the balcony

Earlybirds arrive about 8:00am to claim the best spots for viewing the air show and fireworks display.

We took our morning walk a bit later so we could check out all the festivities at the park. Here's the family section, called "Kidzone."
Family zone. Love the signs.
You always spruce things up when company is coming. They planted fresh flowers here the day before! Note: Sir James Mitchell is a former Governer of Western Australia. Read more here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_Mitchell_(Australian_politician)


Picnicking in the park, with a few univited guests ;-D

Preparing for the Naturalization Ceremony

Vince takes time out for a call to Greg

Still quiet, and essentials in place. Newspaper, hat, bug spray, Esky (ice chest), shelter...
Enjoying some sailing before the show begins
More folks arrive to claim good spots for the fireworks show.

There has been trouble in years past with drunk people becoming nuisances and hurting themselves and others. This year there was a strict ban on alcohol. A team of police patrolled the river bank to enforce the ban. There was plenty of controversy surrounding this, but it was a peaceful evening without any problems.   

This is a joke waiting to be told. Care to submit a caption?

The fun begins with a jetski parade on the Swan River, near The Narrows bridge.

A helicpopter pulls an enormous flag across the city, amid shouts of "Aussie, Aussie, Aussie! Oy! Oy! Oy!" (I think Australian babies must learn this in the womb.)


Boats queue up at the river boundary for premium views of the fireworks display.

What everyone was waiting for!
The camera can't do these sparkling beauties justice.

A spectacular end to a wonderful day!

Friday, January 29, 2010

Perth: Backwoods Outpost or Cultural Mecca?

I have heard Perthians proudly describe their home as a large country town with the benefits of a city. That's about right. There are positives and negatives to both, and here are a few.

Positives:
--> Fresh and delicious, preservative-free produce that is reasonably priced
--> Great weather 75% of the year
--> Friendly people
--> Terrific coffee, lunch cafés, and wines
--> Reliable and low cost public transportation
--> Negligeable traffic on streets and freeways

Negatives:
--> Beautiful beaches and nature/wildlife
--> Preservative-free produce means shopping every other day
--> It's the only "city" for 2,000 miles around
--> The cost of living is very high
--> Variable quality in medical care, manufactured goods (especially clothing), infrastructure. It's great in some places, not so great in others.
--> Restaurants tend to be outrageously expensive

Depends on who you ask:
--> Laid back culture, slower pace of life, drinking culture (alcohol is a great social lubricant)
--> Lots of time off work due to more vacation time
--> Multicultural population; 1 in 4 Australian citizens come from somewhere else
--> Only two freeways
--> Mostly outdoor activities; sports is just the beginning.

Verdict: it's not like America, where everything is available almost all the time, but we like it here anyway. For example, the movie "Avator" arrived a week ago, and Sherlock Holmes got here just after Christmas. Not sure when "Extraordinary Measures" will get here, but it takes 2 to 3 months for new releases to make it over here. An exception is "The Lovely Bones" which has been here for some time. On the other hand, Perth is in the middle of a 3 month long Arts festival, and we have seen a number of interesting foreign films that either don't make it to Houston or don't stay very long. There is no national theatre to speak of in Perth, but there are a series of smaller theaters producing varied works. Haven't been too impressed so far, but it does exist. Most Australian TV is awful in my opinion, but I think that about most American TV (except HGTV of course!).

There are some interesting sculptures in town which show off the talent of the designers as well as their sense of humor. For example, check out these kangaroos in the city's business district.



And this sculpture of a diver, meant to commemorate the public baths that once stood on the spot. She's now something of a life sized Betsy McCall (the over 50 crowd will get that joke). Every time I drive down Stirling Highway she is dressed in a new outfit. (If you're curious about Betsy, follow this link) http://www.thebleudoor.com/betsymccallhome.htm


Here's a link to a story about this sculpture.


A public message for a loved one :-)

It's hard to see (I took this from a moving car) but the diver is dressed as Santa Claus.

His Majesty's Theater in the city centre hosts ballet, opera, plays, some concerts, touring musicals when they come to town (Chicago will be here in a couple of weeks) and performances from the likes of David Sedaris (will be here next month). This is possible because there are fewer performances of each genre. They compensate for this by holding events in interesting venues, like ballet at the quarry (yes, it really is a quarry, with terraced rows of stone seating) and movies in the park. Next month the city will sponsor "movies on the Swan." They will project a movie onto the screen erected in the middle of the river. You bring a picnic (they're big on picnics here), lawn chairs and some wine, have a nice dinner and enjoy a movie in the outdoors. Remember the bug spray.

Last week Al Green came to town (remember him?) for one night. The concert was held at Perth Zoo, of all places. The zoo has a very large green area, suitable for, you guessed it, picnics with lawn chairs, wine and sandwiches. The concert was phenomenal. Al has still got "it" -- that blend of charisma, charm and sex appeal -- at age 63. And since the zoo is walking distance from our apartment, we were home before most people got to the parking lot. Next month Diana Krall will be here, as well as the Beach Boys. But Australia is still a far off island and it costs a lot to get here, which is reflected in ticket prices. Tickets are $100+ for BB and $200+ for Ms. Krall. And the concerts are sold out.

So... "kulcha" is alive and well here if you can afford it and you're willing to seek it out. It isn't cheap, but sometimes it's just worth it. How long will we have the ability to walk to the zoo, eat the world's best strawberries or watch movies on the river from our balcony?

Wednesday, January 20, 2010

A Morning Walk

It was so cold in Houston last week that a water pipe burst at the house. During that same week in Perth we sweltered in piercing sun and 104F weather for 3 days running. I hope today's blog and pictures will help our friends in cold climates feel a bit warmer.

We generally take our daily walk early (5:30am) to beat the heat and the flies. The peninsula of South Perth is surrounded by the Swan River to the north, east and west, providing plenty of scenery and close-up views of the water. We are bordered by two bridges: the Narrows Bridge to the west (so called because it crosses the narrowest part of the Swan River) and The Causeway bridge to the east. It is possible to walk from south Perth to the Central Business District (CBD), and we know some some people who do. The scenic route attracts a lot of bicyclists, which will be evident from the photos. While the more sporting folks do the whole circle route, we usually confine ourselves to the south bank, and go from our flat to the Causeway and back, about 7.5  kilometers ( 4.5 miles). I've kept the file sizes of these pictures small since there are so many. Let me know if they're too small to see clearly and I'll upload higher res versions. Here's what we see on any given day.

First, a map.



The light blue path on the south bank is our regular route. With a little imagination, you can see that this part of the river is shaped something like a swan, hence the name. I find all the highway number signs amusing -- I have experienced one or two actual traffic jams since arriving here, and both cleared within minutes, even though it was the height of rush hour. FYI, the red star next to the word "Perth" is the location of Vince's office, and the one to the south is our flat. The red line bisecting the river shows the route of the ferry which we often take across the river when we don't feel like driving into town. This revier flows an additional 10 miles west before joining The Indian Ocean.  Interestingly, water from the ocean flows inward to feed the river instead of the usual river flowing to the sea. This phenomenon makes for problems with water. It is salt water like the ocean, but generally calm and slow moving, like a lake.



The building in the background is a café which borders the ferry landing. The dock is also host to a party boat which provides dinner, concert and party cruises on the river. On Friday nights we hear a lot of dance music when the boat takes off and docks again. This playground is a favorite for the children of the hundreds of visitors who come here each day to shop, dine, picnic, etc. .



I took most of these pictures during an actual walk, between 5:30 and 6:00am, and it really is this bright at this early hour. We are not the only people up and walking at this hour. We'll soon be joined by other walkers, joggers, runners, folks with their dogs, and of course the cyclists.



Boot camp exercise classes are popular in Perth, especially since the start of the New Year (all those resolutions!) We can watch this one from our window, but usually it inspires us to get moving ourselves. The surroundings make working out a little more pleasant and the breeze keeps them cool.


They don't know it, but these girls are an inspiration for me. They are the reason I get out there and walk even when I don't feel like it. They are out there every single morning, they start earlier than we do, and not only do they cover about twice the distance, but they run instead of walk.  Behind them is the north bank and city skyline. The long building with the curved roof is the Perth Convention Center.


Until now, the only cockatiel I ever saw up close was in a cage at my sister's house. They're wild and plentiful here, and very noisy early in the morning! In fact there are all kinds of birds around - a birder's paradise. I find them adorable and enjoy their chatter. Vince does not share my opinion :)



It isn't usually THIS crowded with cyclists, but there are enough that they get their own side of the walking path. Cycling is extremely popular here, and cyclists frequently outnumber walkers at this time of day. Helmets are mandatory.


The WACA (pronounced whack-a) Oval, home of the Western Australia Cricket Association. They play a lot of important test matches here, with a big one coming up at the end of the month (Australia vs. Pakistan, I think). I would tell you more, but I just don't understand this sport...

They don't call it the Swan River for nothing :-)  These fellows are probably looking for breakfast.


The birds are accustomed to sharing the river bank with humans, but you can only get so close without scaring them away. That's when the camera's zoom feature comes in handy.


The Causeway Bridge, which separates East Perth from the city center. To the far left is part of a small island which sits in the middle of the river. This is only about half of the bridge. The island is home to kangaroos and other animals.


This is where we turn around and head for home. Note the separate cyclist trail which runs underneath the bridge, and the sign indicating distance (in kilometers) to the city and other points.



Aussies love their dogs as much we we do. They love walking the river bank too!



Weekends are filled with water sport enthusiasts, although swimming in the river is forbidden. The ocean is about 10 miles away, making for an interesting ride. Sailing is extremely popular, and Perth is home to at least 2 yacht clubs. Lately the jetskis have begun to appear, although they tend to be confined to the other side of the Narrows bridge to avoid potential clashes with the ferry.

 

If you don't own your own boat, or if you don't really know how to sail, you can rent one of these mini catamarans and learn/sail in the relative safety of a small part of the river. If you get stuck, a bigger boat will come and tug you home. 

To the far left is the Narrows Bridge, which connects South Perth to the city on the west side. To the west of the bridge are the tony neighborhoods of Subiaco, Crawley and Cottesloe.
 

This is a view from the Narrows Bridge looking toward our flat, which is not visible, but is at the far back of the photo.


This side of the river is less trafficked, and the seagulls seem to like it better.


Peaceful.


Drying off after a swim.




I was trying for seven swans-a-swimming, but could only get five :-)


The older trees are beautiful and provide wonderful shade for picnics and parties. It is not uncommon to see people having dinner or a glass of wine under the trees after dark.

A lovely sunrise to usher us back home. Enjoy your day wherever you are! 

Thursday, January 14, 2010

Connections

We have met “heaps” of new people in the past couple of weeks. Being 10,000 + miles from Houston hasn’t stopped us from running into old friends and work colleagues, and anyone who has met Vince knows that he has “never met a stranger.” Still, I find this incredible! You can hum “It’s A Small World After All” as you read the next paragraph.

While perusing the produce section of our local Coles grocery store, my cell phone rang. On the other end of the line was Jim, my college buddy and these days a commercial pilot, spending a couple of weeks in Perth. A couple of days later, the receptionist in Vince’s office informed him that a gentleman from Texas was in the lobby and would to meet with him. Turned out to be a guy he worked with 15 years ago, now dividing his time between Australia and Singapore. On several occasions Vince has been approached by friends and work colleagues as we’re eating dinner in a local restaurant. Amazing. They come from all over: Italy, England, USA, South Africa… and more.

Even cooler, these wonderful people have introduced us to friends and experiences that would normally take years to occur. For example, one fellow invited us to a dinner party the very next day. We met several native Perthians there, including a quarter horse racing enthusiast (owns 4 of his own), an artist, and a guy who supplies shrimp to literally half the world’s restaurants. Vetter family shrimp lovers, feel free to drool! These social events keep us from feeling lonely, and the people we’ve met are helping us find ways to get the most enjoyment from this city. Our new artist friend told us about a ballroom and social dancing classes, which we promptly visited. It’s perfect for us – just the right experience level, and very good exercise. Our downstairs neighbour introduced us to the Perth Arts Festival, going on from January through March. And we spent Thanksgiving night sailing on the Swan River. We might have missed these opportunities if not for the hospitality and friendliness of the “locals.”

Tomorrow night we’re headed to Joondalup, a suburb of Perth about 20 minutes north of town. Our mission – to see a film called “Bride Flight,” the story of 3 young Dutch women who leave their homeland to escape the devastation of post-war Holland and make a fresh start in New Zealand. It’s part of the Perth Film Festival, and we’ll bring a picnic and watch it under the stars at an outdoor theatre (there’s a lot of that here).

At last, we have Internet access at the house, so I am no longer dependent on the Internet café. Woo-hoo!

Wednesday, January 6, 2010

More Photos on PicasaWeb

Happy New Year to you! I've posted photos from Christmas and some local flavor. Here's a preview. To see larger images, you can go directly to Google's "PicasaWeb" website.
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Morning Walk in South Perth
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Christmas at Cottesloe Beach
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More Christmas 2009
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Morning Walk in South Perth


More Christmas 2009



Christmas at Cottesloe Beach



Monday, January 4, 2010

Not Quite Perfect

Christmas was definitely "different" this year. We did not celebrate the traditional Australian way, which is to have a grand seafood dinner on Christmas eve (yup, shrimp on the barbie), but we did follow another Aussie tradition, which was to go to the beach on Christmas day. We took a 20-minute drive to beautiful Cottesloe Beach and arrived about 7:00am, in time to find a good picnic spot. Within an hour the beach was nearly full. We breakfasted on mango yogurt, watermelon and bananas, then caught some rays until about 9:00am. We stayed a bit too long on the beach and didn't have time to change before going to Christmas church services. Fortunately everyone was dressed casually, but we felt a bit conspicuous in our shorts and t-shirts. Note: it sounds odd, going to the beach at a time when most people are barely out of bed. There a couple of reasons for this practice: (1) the sun is up very early (5am) and it gets hot very quickly! (2) The "Fremantle Doctor" breezes start blowing inland about midday, and at the water's edge the winds are so strong that they blow sand all over the sunbathers. Not such a good time!

Without children or grandchildren close by, we sought alternative ways to celebrate. Many expats had visitors (children, parents, friends) during this season. Robbie, a fellow Mahjong player, and her husband invited us over for a Christmas eve buffet which included turkey, dressing, green bean casserole (made with french fried shallots), ham, rolls, and lots of wonderful desserts too decadent to mention :)  There was a group of 9 of us, including a couple from England and 3 rig workers originally from various southern US states.

A particularly entertaining guest I'll call Bubba regaled us with hilarious stories and experiences from his three years here.  The story I'm about to tell had us all laughing so hard we nearly fell off of our chairs. All the elements are present which illuminate the frustrations Americans frequently experience when dealing with Aussies in the hospitality and service industries. Bubba, I hope I got this close to accurate :)

Jimmy Forgot to Cook the Chicken

It was a busy day for Bubba and his co-workers. They'd started at sunup, and by noon the wind and hot sun had taken their toll on the guys, and they headed toward a local café for a quick lunch. They walked across the street and into the local eatery, and sat down at a table.  Several other diners were there, chatting and laughing, but no one was eating. After several minutes had passed and no one had come to take their order, Bubba moseyed over to the waitress/cashier I'll call Sasha, who was busy checking her hairstyle in her compact mirror. Their conversation went something like this:

Bubba: "Howdy."
Sasha (smiling): How yer goin"?
Bubba: "I was just wondering what's on the menu today?"
Sasha: Well, we've got a sandwich or two left, and some salad, and the special of the day.
Bubba: Great. I'll just take three of the specials.
Sasha: Okay, that's three specials. It'll be about 45 minutes.
Bubba: 45 minutes?
Sasha (smiling sweetly): That's right.
Bubba: What's taking so long?
Sasha: Well, you see it's Jimmy.
Bubba: Jimmy? Who's Jimmy?
Sasha: Jimmy's the cook.
Bubba: Okay, what's the problem?
Sasha: Not a problem, but he's just been a bit busy.
Bubba: Busy cooking?
Sasha: Well, no, but he's working on the stove right now.
Bubba: What the heck's been keeping him so busy?
Sasha: Well, it's his pahtnah (partner). They've been having problems, and... well, she rang him at work this morning and he's been talking to her. That got him worked up, and then a couple of his mates stopped by to say g'day. And they got to talking, and Jimmy didn't turn on the stove.
Bubba: Jimmy didn't turn on the stove?
Sasha: Yeaahhr, but he's got it turned on now and it's heating up.
Bubba: So you're saying Jimmy hasn't actually cooked anything yet?
Sasha: Nooaahr (no), but he's about to.
Bubba: And those 20 people over there...
Sasha: They're waiting for the lunch special.
Bubba: How long have they been waiting?
Sasha: Oh, about thuhdy (30) minutes. 
Bubba: Don't they have to go back to work?
Sasha: Oh, their boss will understand. They'll just say that Jimmy forgot to cook the chicken and it will be all right.
Bubba: You're serious? They just tell the boss that Jimmy forgot to cook the chicken and everything's just fine?
Sasha: Right. Jimmy's a union man, and everyone knows these things happen from time to time. Would you like a drink with your specials?
Bubba: Look, honey, we're 3 fellas who've been workin' all mornin' and we're hungry. Have you got anything else to eat?
Sasha (smiling): Sure! There's garden salad, tahmattah and feta salad, oh and some cheese sandwiches.  
Bubba: Nothin' personal, but does this happen very often?
Sasha: Well noah, not all the time, but Jimmy's been having problems with his pahtnah and sometimes he gets in a bit late.
Bubba: Okay, let me make sure I got this straight. Jimmy's having personal problems, his buddies came to work and distracted him, so instead of heating the oven Jimmy starts talking to his mates, and he forgot to cook the chicken... and that's okay?
Sasha (smiling sweetly): Yeahr, that's right.
Bubba: Have you got anything with meat in it?
Sasha: Ah, we'll have chicken in just about, let me see, about half an hour.
Bubba: As soon as Jimmy cooks it.
Sasha: Right you are!
Bubba: We gotta find somethin' to eat and get back to work, and we've already been here 20 minutes. I'm sorry, but we just can't wait that long. I'll have to cancel our order.
Sasha (big smile): No worries!
Bubba and his co-workers leave the café to the gentle buzzing of lunch patrons laughing and slurping their second beer. He shakes his head and repeats "No Worries? What does she mean, no worries! I got worries!  I'm about to starve to death!" They cross the street and enter another lunch spot. Bubba walks directly to the counter and says: Hi there! Got a question for ya. Did Jimmy remember to cook the chicken today?"

THE END

P.S. This may not translate well to American culture, but it sure is funny over here.
--> Unions are strong, and workers have protection from being fired unless it's for a dire transgression. Work ethic here is superseded by what folks call the work/life balance, which is extremely important to folks. From my protestant/American/puritanical perspective it seems like most people don't work very hard, and they get an awful lot of time off. Productivity is reduced accordingly. Of course there are exceptions, but the expats seem to work much longer and harder than the locals.
--> It is common for Australians to refer to their significant other as their "partner," even if they are married. The usual practice seems to be for a couple to date and then move in together. There doesn't seem to be a desire to marry, unless children enter the picture. Couples frequently marry shortly before or after the birth of a child.
--> There is no tipping here, and therefore no incentive to provide good customer service, and typically no apologies or explanations are provided when food doesn't arrive promptly, etc. However, Australians are generally friendly and cheerful, which can sometimes make these situations easier. Salaries here are above average (and so are the taxes!), and service personnel are paid wages that compare to what US waitstaff make including tips.

-->  The initials WA stand for Western Australia. The more common definition here is "Wait Awhile."

Have a great day!